Things I Love

  • Pie. All things are made better with pie. Bad day? Failed a test? Discovered that one night stand gave you a little more than you bargained for? That's right. Pie is the universal answer.

  • Purses. Cheap, expensive, used, vintage, striped, polka-doted, embossed.

  • Wine. Cheap, expensive, vintage. Not used though. Eew.

  • Rush Limbaugh. If you hate him, it's because you didn't listen long enough. Or, because you hate freedom.

  • Winter. Because Texas summers blow.

  • My Granny. Why? Because she is awesome. More awesome than yours. Trust me.

  • A good book. And by good, I mean one that you didn't pick up from the bargain table at Barnes & Noble because the title sounded good. Because, that's how you end up with a story about lesbians that you weren't expecting. And it wasn't even a good lesbian story!

  • Birthdays.
     
  • Presents.

  • Music. Old, new, rap, jazz, country, pop.

  • Luke Wilson (before he turned into a bloated old man and started pushing Verizon on the world)

  • Plaid. Of all kinds, but especially madras plaid. If I could have plaid in every room of my house I would. I would have a plaid car if I had enough money. I would even wear plaid if I didn't look like a Scottish cow in it.

  • David Murphy

  • My Texas Rangers

  • Baseball (see above)

  • Cupcakes and Vera Bradley. They're on the same level and the fact that Miss Vera makes a cupcake print makes me love her even more (I'll take the green, thanks).