Every year, I hold out hope until February. But now that March is upon us and a week of upper 70's lies ahead of us, I've decided to just throw in the towel and accept my fate. Summer is coming.
Boo.
My house is still in shambles from our weekend project, so I'm doing everything in my power to avoid having to deal with it. The boys are enjoying this tiny break from Scary OCD Mommy and have been taking pure advantage of my apathy by piling themselves and their precious belongings into a large FedEx box, pretending that it's their home. What they don't know is that if they continue to eat the way they do, we will have no other choice but to make that box our permanent residence.
Anyway.
It's Tuesday! Yay. Hurray. Whoo-hoo.
1. I feel like we should all be put through a yearly test that grades us on our driving skills. Because, really, I don't think our ability to parallel park should be the deciding factor. Maybe we could focus on tasks like learning how a four-way stop works. Perhaps turn signal time trials or how to yield the right of way. Or, maybe repetitive lessons on how to merge onto the freeway.
It's Tuesday! Yay. Hurray. Whoo-hoo.
1. I feel like we should all be put through a yearly test that grades us on our driving skills. Because, really, I don't think our ability to parallel park should be the deciding factor. Maybe we could focus on tasks like learning how a four-way stop works. Perhaps turn signal time trials or how to yield the right of way. Or, maybe repetitive lessons on how to merge onto the freeway.
2. I'm annoyed by my inability to consistently make decent coffee. I tend to leave this task up to Mr. BFG, but when he slacks off I have two choices. Make it myself (boo) or drive fifteen minutes across town to the one Starbucks with a drive-thru. Which really irritates me, because we have like, twelve Starbucks throughout the greater "metropolitan" area and only one (ONE!) has a drive-thru.
3. I bought a bunch of Girl Scout cookies for my mom and little brother. I had to hide them in my closet last week so I wouldn't eat them. But after I passed them off to her this weekend, I found one box of Thin Mints lying sadly on the floor. Now that sales are over, I feel like I should hoard it. Or, sell it on eBay or something.
4. I am having a horrible week, but my friend just gave birth to a gorgeous and healthy baby boy and that sure makes things a lot better.
5. This cup of coffee still sucks.
6. Oh. You're gay? Yeah. Don't care. I literally, seriously have no opinion on your sexual orientation or whether or not you choose to get off a plane after a long deployment and kiss your boyfriend. And people? If you are THAT bothered by it, you need a hobby. Can we please, for the love of God, move on and just stop talking about it all the effing time?
7. Also. Ladies? Some things need to just be left up to the men and you trying to get all Gloria Allred over it is super annoying. Put on your big girl panties and get over it.
8. This sucky coffee is making me cranky. Except now, I ate a piece of string cheese because I was starving and now I want to barf. Maybe I can go rinse my mouth out with Jack Daniel's.
9. I'm ready for baseball season. Kinda wish it would hurry the hell up, too. I have some Rangers gear to bust out.
9. I'm ready for baseball season. Kinda wish it would hurry the hell up, too. I have some Rangers gear to bust out.
10. Tomorrow, I'll be doing another Thirty-One bag giveaway, so be sure to pop in and see what it is. It's really cute and super duper handy!
4 comments:
Your comment on my blog made me laugh. Glad your butt cheek is doing well...mine is practically sun burnt. I think you and I should trade homes for a week- I'm freezing up here, and would LOVE a weeks' worth of upper 70's. As I type this, I'm listening to our "ice forecast." And shivering.
Oh, and #6....AMEN, sister!
And #7....AMEN AMEN! man, I loathe those ladies! Grrrr.
I'm sorry you're having a horrible week. :( yay for a baby though.
Oh, and Girl Scout Cookies...you can totally buy them during the year...they're nothing but repackaged Keebler cookies. True Story.
Hope you get over your case of the crankies. Seems to be a lot of that going around though.
Now I want thin mints...
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1. I heard that! Its so sad that there are SO many people that dont know how a 4-way stop works.
2. You're not alone in your crappy coffee making ways. Somehow mine always comes out tasting like dirt :( Also, ALL starbucks should be drive-thru. All of them!
3. They're over? Damn, I really should have hoarded them this year. Now I'm fat sad.
5. lol...lots of creamer usually helps me out with this problem.
6. Preach it.
7. What? What happened to our bra burning ways? Haven't you heard, ladies can do it ALL...except kill a potato bug. I run like hell when I see one of those.
Thanks for the laugh hon ;)
I am with you...re-testing everyone's driving skills seems like a good idea these days. No one around here knows what to do at a 4 way stop sign either....lol!
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