Comments like this:
"OHHHHHH!!! Ugly fat white bitch is bitter because men are boycotting her! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are so delusional, it is hilarious. American women are insane and living in a dream world. Have fun growing old alone with your 10 cats!"
Cute, right?
I feel like I need to point out a few things here. The first being that it wasn't me searching for porn in the wee hours of the morning, wishing I had a warm body to share my bed instead of a box of kleenex and some generic lotion from Wal*Mart. So, there's that.
Second, while I might be a bitch and I am definitely fat and white, I am not bitter about anything other than the fact that I haven't had a cupcake in at least four months. I also haven't been able to shower or pee in a private recently, so that could be contributing to that bitter feeling.
Third. I don't have ten cats. Or even one cat. I do, however, have four kids and a husband who sometimes act like animals.
And fourth, I am most certainly not being boycotted by American men. In any way, shape or form. In fact, I get laid pretty frequently. Including last night. Sometimes twice. And especially when I leave on my heels and pearls. He shares my bed. Eats at our dinner table. Plays ball with his sons. Mows the lawn and takes out the trash and has impeccable grooming habits.
As if that wasn't good enough, I do have a number of male friends who all think that I'm not only awesome, but also the best wife ever. So men boycotting me? Yeah. I'm gonna go with no. I can't even give you points for creativity.
I feel like I need to point out a few things here. The first being that it wasn't me searching for porn in the wee hours of the morning, wishing I had a warm body to share my bed instead of a box of kleenex and some generic lotion from Wal*Mart. So, there's that.
Second, while I might be a bitch and I am definitely fat and white, I am not bitter about anything other than the fact that I haven't had a cupcake in at least four months. I also haven't been able to shower or pee in a private recently, so that could be contributing to that bitter feeling.
Third. I don't have ten cats. Or even one cat. I do, however, have four kids and a husband who sometimes act like animals.
And fourth, I am most certainly not being boycotted by American men. In any way, shape or form. In fact, I get laid pretty frequently. Including last night. Sometimes twice. And especially when I leave on my heels and pearls. He shares my bed. Eats at our dinner table. Plays ball with his sons. Mows the lawn and takes out the trash and has impeccable grooming habits.
As if that wasn't good enough, I do have a number of male friends who all think that I'm not only awesome, but also the best wife ever. So men boycotting me? Yeah. I'm gonna go with no. I can't even give you points for creativity.
PS: Next time you plan on wishing someone well as they die alone with their ten cats, you may want to make sure you're not anonymously leaving comments on a stranger's blog. I'm just sayin'.
8 comments:
what a dumbass... I've never seen the point of leaving negative comments on a blog ... you don't like what the person wrote? Great.. fine... close the fucking browser window and move the fuck on.
props to you for being so awesome... I wish there were more women out there like you!
Um, also? I may be fat and white but I'm not a bitch either. I hope that men are boycotting me, and the only reason I have a cat is because my fiancee begged me to get one. Also? I'm not an American woman.
That said, let's not discourage masturbation...it certainly has its uses. I imagine that we'ed be in a least an extra six wars without the ability to jerk off.
Booya! You go girl! I love 'anonymous' troll comments, they make THE BEST BLOG POSTS! You're comebacks were brilliant, my only hope is that Walmart Lotion guy comes back to read this!
I don't understand why people leave hateful remarks for no good reason. Are they that bored- are they that miserable that they must spread the misery? I encountered this not long ago- I uploaded a video of my daughter when she was a baby squealing to the sound of the ice cream truck to youtube so I could share with the grandparents who all live 1600 miles away. I forgot about it until a few months ago when I got notification of a comment- and it was "what a fucking ugly kid!" and it hurt me and pissed me off so badly. And then, I just took it down, because the idea of some random stranger watching my child creeped me out. Who randomly calls a toddler ugly?
Amen Sister! And Amen Bob! I think you may be right about the masturbation thing.
hahaha, this is just laughable! especially #1 :)
Can you email me? hockeywifetales@gmail.com I have a little something i wanted to send to you!
Cheers!
What a prick. You tell him Gini!
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