A (Belated) Tuesday Ten!

Sitting here drinking a beer, wondering if anything is going to get done.

I think the answer at this point is no. Unless I want to be up for the next four hours on a cleaning spree. And I probably will, because that's the way I roll. Music on, booty shakin', arms a' scrubbin'. That's right. I'm living it up down here in the CS.

I spent the day on the couch nursing a headache. Which you know is exactly the way I wanted to spend my Tuesday afternoon. And when I wasn't doing that, I was sitting at the desk, hand addressing Christmas cards. It wasn't until halfway through my dinner that I realized I hadn't posted a Tuesday Ten for the week. I was just about to get up and come post, but I still had food on my plate and y'all know a fat girl can't leave leftovers!

So, anyway. Here's your Tuesday Ten!

1. I somehow cut my finger opening a bottle of BBQ sauce today. This, after falling in the shower yesterday and smacking my knee on the pedal of a stationary bike a few days ago. Things could be worse, I guess. 

2. This year, we were going to wear ugly Christmas sweaters for our family photos. It was a joke. And it wasn't until I started paying attention that I realized just how many people wear them seriously. My favorite ones have sequins and penguins!

3. Mr. BFG's sneezes are so loud and scary. And they make me feel stabby. 

4. I never knew part of the lyrics to It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas were "And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again." But, I also didn't quite understand the meaning behind Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue until a few weeks ago, so you know. Yeah. True story.

5. I was all excited because I'd been wanting to get the Meep-Meep-Meep OPI polish. And I found it last week at Ulta. What I didn't realize is that I already had a bottle of it, given to me for my birthday last year under the name Let Me Entertain You from the Burlesque collection. Oops. 

6. I hate it when you address 60+ Christmas cards and only have 57 stamps.

7. The boys went to a Christmas party at Mr. BFG's office today. I guess they had a magician, because all I've heard about this evening is how that girl pulled a bunny out of a box and how awesome it was!

8. Always nice to see people from high school who still think picking on the less "popular" people and making fart jokes are still "funny." 

9. I'm going to be really brave and share our Christmas card later this week. Publicly. 

10. Less than 24 hours before my daddy is here! And, there will be less of me to hug!