Tuesday Ten!

I just realized that today is Tuesday.

That's sad considering that yesterday, I was completely aware of the fact that it was a Monday. In fact, Monday made it very clear to me that it was a Monday (after a five day holiday, to boot). Between the 6:00am wake-up call and trip to the grocery store (because I forgot my kids need things like juice boxes and Little Debbie's), the small fact that our washing machine broke over the weekend leaving me with piles of dirty laundry, and a bunch of kids who were tired and cranky...well, it was a long day.

So. It's a new day and it's no longer a thousand degrees outside. And it's a Tuesday, which means it's a Tuesday Ten Day. And that's all kinds of awesome (so, let me start another sentence with "and").

Here's your Tuesday Ten!

1. I realized yesterday that I tend to make snap judgments about people. If this is not news to you, feel free to move ahead to number two on my list. If this is news to you...yep, I totally do. And I have been made more aware of this bad habit as of late and it's a complete killjoy. Because, few things make one feel better about themselves than being snarky about someone's dog hair covered dress at church on a Sunday morning while you're neatly clean, pressed and well-accessorized. Until you trip in your heels. So. I guess that's karma in action for ya...


2. I have the intense urge to tell Skylar from the gym that her mother-in-law kindly asks that she A) no longer share personal family drama to a group of six strangers on a weekly basis and B) actually uses the weight machine she occupies for 45 minutes with complete disregard for the fat girls who need to work their inner thighs. Sure, I don't actually know her mother-in-law, but I imagine it would solve my issue of being annoyed by her. 


3. Granola. Not a substitute for a cheeseburger. 


4. Ladies, planning out your entire wedding on Pinterest when you have zero prospects? That's almost as bad as pinning the "if he doesn't chase you when you walk away, he's not worth it" crap. Seriously. Any man who's worth anything is gonna have to have the balls to tell you you're being a damn drama queen. And you're gonna terrify him if you don't tone down the wedding board. 


5. Blake brought home a Thankful Leaf from school. It says "Blake is thankful for..." and then there's a drawing of a stick figure holding what seems to be a staff with a red diamond on top. So, I assume he means he's thankful for wizards. 


6. Anyone who says you can lose weight without working at it is lying. And if you HAVE lost weight without trying, I hope you die a horrible, painful death. 


7. Attention Retailers: Sending me 56 emails about your pre/post Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales almost guarantees that I will shop somewhere else. 


8. No. I don't know where Bob is. He may have retired. He might hate you. He could hate me. He could have hit the big time and is too good for my dinky little blog. Stop asking.


9. Remind me to never use the word "anal" in any of my titles ever again. Ever. 


10. I'd do a countdown to Christmas here, but I'm terrified of how close it is.